On a long-distance flight, the captain on his break went to the air crew rest room, an air stewardess was sitting there reading her magazine.
Feeling bored, the captain asked the air hostess: "Should we play the game?"
The flight attendant kindly rejects and continued reading her magazine.
The captain said: "This game is really fun and easy, I ask you a question, if you can not answer, then you will give me $5, and then you ask me a question, and if I can not answer, I'll give you 5 dollars."
The air hostess just ignored him. The captain felt disappointed, and so to encourage the stewardess to play, he said: "Well, if you can not answer, you give me 5 dollars, if I can't answer, then I'll give you 100 dollars."
Finally convincing the flight attendant to play, looking at the captain she said: "you can ask the question first."
The captain asked: "What is a cruise speed of a Boeing 747?"
The flight attendant thought for a moment, took out $5 and gave it to the captain. Then the captain said proudly: "Now is your turn."
The Stewardess asked, "What has three eyes, six noses, nine legs and no tail?"
The captain thought for a long time, dig out 100 dollars and gave it to the stewardess, she calmly took it.
The captain wanting to know the anwswer asked her: ""So what is the answer?"
The air hostess took out $5 gave it to the captain, and continued to read her magazine.
Air Stewardess and Pilot on Plane Joke
This joke may offend air attendants and pilots, my apologies in advance.
After the pilot made the take off announcement, he had forgotten to switch off the in flight microphone. The pilot said to his co-pilot that he will take a dump in the toilet, and then will do the new air stewardess.
The new hostess heard the flight announcement, quickly ran to the cabin to tell the captain he'd forgotten to switch off the microphone.
Unluckily on the way she slipped and fell on the aisle, an old lady that was sitting nearby said to her "Darling, no need to rush, he said he will got to the toilet first".
After the pilot made the take off announcement, he had forgotten to switch off the in flight microphone. The pilot said to his co-pilot that he will take a dump in the toilet, and then will do the new air stewardess.
The new hostess heard the flight announcement, quickly ran to the cabin to tell the captain he'd forgotten to switch off the microphone.
Unluckily on the way she slipped and fell on the aisle, an old lady that was sitting nearby said to her "Darling, no need to rush, he said he will got to the toilet first".
Group of Chinese Models posing Air Hostesses
They Are Not in Air Hostess Uniform?!? Actually I think they are in sailor uniform, anyway I am not gonna start a new blog about sailor girls, and they're too beautiful to be missed out. Let's just pretend the girls are wearing stewardess uniform ok.
Cebu Pacific Air Hostess Dance
The flight attendants of Cebu Pacific made an internet sensation by dancing their fight safety demonstration, one passenger recorded the stewardess dancing to Lady Gaga Lets Dance.
This demo was to show Cebu is a fun airline, and safety demonstration should not be boring, this I totally agreed, usually I will not watch them at all.
Here is an video showing the airhostess practising for their dance.
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